In case you’ve ever been on a long road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you’ve probably played “Would You Rather.”
The rules are incredibly easy and universally known. But on the off-chance you’re visiting us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game functions: You start by presenting a predicament of two equally horrifying-seeming (or sometimes equally enticing alternatives to the other player.
You afterward smirk as the other player wrestles with such an impossible scenario. Once they pick the things that they consider to be the less awful of two atrocious scenarios, it is their turn to produce a predicament for you.
The game is a regular segment on the Comedy Bang! Bang! podcast. Celebrity guests including Ice-T and Bernie Sanders are requested by host Scott Aukerman to select the things that they believe to be the best of two awful scenarios.
The beauty of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game needs no advance knowledge and no abilities outside a little bit of creativity. But it is just as entertaining as the people you play with. There is no denying that the more illogical and occasionally Xrated “Would You Rather” gets, the more enjoyable it becomes.
For a bit of inspiration, below are some uncomfortable proposals compiled from Reddit, either.io, plus our sick, sick imaginations.
The Best List of 60+ Would You Rather Questions
Would you rather obtain pounds or be prohibited from the world wide web for a month?
Would you rather an unrecognizable kid photo of you be the theme of a depraved internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Daughter that continues for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?
Would you rather unintentionally “like” a two-year old photo of your significant other’s ex-husband whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or unintentionally send a sext to your mom?
Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you’re prompted to, or need to ask your parents for permission each time you have sex?
Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the universe of Harry Potter?
Would you rather live in the universe of Star Wars or heal a rare type of cancer?
Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or sensitive to smartphones?
Would you rather play Pokmon Go in real life or The Last Guardian in real life?
Would you rather have your Netflix screening history made public or your Spotify listening history made public?
Would you rather be in a real-life version of The Walking Dead or a real-life version of Game of Thrones?
Would you rather be forever prohibited from Tinder or be forever prohibited from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where you live?
Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you’ve taken in the past year (without filters or have your personal email hacked?
Would you rather lose the aptitude vote in elections or the capability to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or liking their photographs on Instagram?
Would you rather have the capability to find out why someone you’re dating phantoms on you or the capability to see genuine phantoms?
Would you rather lose all the photographs you’ve taken on your own smartphone this year or lose all the publications you own?
Would you rather acquire buddies in real life or , followers on Twitter?
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Who would you rather bring back from the dead: Harambe or the late Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia?
Would you rather be catfished or the victim of identify theft?
Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percentage raise at work or keep your smartphone and also the same wages?
Would you rather have the last five photographs on your own camera roll appear on a billboard in Times Square or have every unflattering photo you’ve untagged yourself from on Facebook reappear overnight?
Would you rather be able to pick the man who becomes the next President of the United States or the individual who directs Star Wars: Episode X?
Would you rather be forced to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other coffee for the remainder of your own life or only LaCroix for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather be forced to host a huge dinner party and invite everyone you left-swiped on Tinder or have brunch with the last person who called you out on Twitter?
Would you rather lose your eligibility to text or lose your ability to give a high-five?
Would you rather sound like Jar-Jar Binks for the remainder of your own life or Siri?
Would you rather lose the capability to use GPS for the remainder of your own life or lose the aptitude utilize a debit or credit card?
Would you rather don only Sailor Moon ensembles for the remainder of your own life or dress like the cast of Hamilton for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather have the capability to see every text that wasn’t sent to you or the skill to see every text that is about you?
Would you rather have naked photographs of you leaked on the internet but not seen by anyone you know or unintentionally moon everyone at work during an important meeting?
Would you rather be forced to talk like Donald Trump’s Twitter feed for a year or bingewatch every single episode of The Apprentice?
Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that could record everything?
Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your information leaked in a medical insurance provider hack?
Would you rather have Reddit take up percentage of your day or gag take up percentage of your day?
Would you rather eat the Twitter bird or the World Wildlife Fund panda?
Would you rather consistently get stuck in traffic or consistently have a really slow internet connection?
Would you rather have a flying car or have Tbps Internet connection?
Would you rather get picked for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?
Would you rather live in the Pokmon universe but only have the ability to capture one Rattata or live in the Harry Potter universe but be a Squib?
Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an offensive name on the road by a stranger?
Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be forced to just use Kimoji for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather be forced to see your buddies just once a month or lose Twitter followers each month?
Would you rather have infinite storage space on your own iPhone or endless storage space in real-life?
Would you rather live out the Zola tweet storm in real life or have to follow DJ Khaled’s advice for a month?
Would you rather have Google search results for your name mistaken with a convicted killer or a well-known pornstar?
Would you rather give the rest of the net control over your Twitter account or give your mom control over your Tinder account?
Would you rather be a wildly successful YouTube star who’s inadvertently embraced by chan or a uploader everyone honors but no one watches?
Would you rather have the capability to teleport each single time you fart or treat any wound by crying at it?
Would you rather have every Tinder match have the capacity to read your other messages or never have the capacity to utilize computers or smartphones for dating again?
Would you rather be able to talk to your pet or to those who are dead via Facebook messenger?
Would you rather take a glance at your Mother or your Dad’s net history?
Would you rather have man birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for every woman?
Would you rather have dogs or cats forever prohibited from your Instagram feed?
Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised discussion with a Nazi asserting against their points?
Would you rather have a chilly three months out of the year or have to see a physician to get viral marketing from your head?
Would you rather consistently use LOL-talk in real life, even at funerals, or just communicate using a string of emoji that pop up over your head?
Would you rather have your most embarrassing moment captured in a GIF that goes viral or face your greatest fear?
Would you rather never have to improve your personal computer or never have to update your smartphone?
Would you rather have Batman’s abilities, cash, equipment, and lifestyle or end offense round the world for good but be poor and undetected?